Tuesday, March 18, 2008

PUNCHLINE

dave chappelle went on sale today at noon.....surprise show in town...50bucks a ticket plus 2 drink minimum......i just learned....at 3:16am that my friends already got tickets and went to the show.....mother fucking assholes

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Past 24 hours:
15 cups of coffee
5 monster energy drinks
4 red bulls
1 gallon of water
1 5th of JACK
2 packs of cigarettes

and i still have 2 hours to go before my test