Damn Dirty Apes

Charlton Heston died at age 84.

WIN!

Red Sox win 2-1

Saw This At The DEYOUNG and it Really Freaked me Out

It's From The Year I was Born...

The Baby Knows Hilary is Wrong

Let's All Cross The Street Together

PUNCHLINE

dave chappelle went on sale today at noon.....surprise show in town...50bucks a ticket plus 2 drink minimum......i just learned....at 3:16am that my friends already got tickets and went to the show.....mother fucking assholes

Past 24 hours:
15 cups of coffee
5 monster energy drinks
4 red bulls
1 gallon of water
1 5th of JACK
2 packs of cigarettes

and i still have 2 hours to go before my test